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Chicken fucker dog
 
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Views: 3108170 Nemmondommeg Dávid
When a drunk gay boy meets a horny dog !! http://TheGayRealWorld.com
 
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What happens to this drunk gay guy who is laid in bed and the dog has other plans. LISTEN to the audio it's so funny. Recorded live from the cams on http://TheGayRealWorld.com
Views: 1031954 TheGayRealWorld
MEET THE YOUTUBER THAT HAS S*X WITH HER DOGS
 
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Views: 10917965 JaackMaate
ANIMAL FUCKERS KNOW HOW TO FUCK ANIMALS
 
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this isnt all that weird
Views: 125040 RHRevenge
I HAD SEX WITH A DOG | Gigi
 
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Views: 5202570 Gigi Gorgeous
Men.com | Official Gay Trailer: Work To Play (2011) Jacob Durham, Spencer Reed | HD
 
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SUSCRIBE HERE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT2xmYclRweUk0utgbRXA0Q?sub_confirmation=1 // Follow MEN's Hot Models: Johnny Rapid: https://www.facebook.com/JohnnyRapidModel/ Diego Sans: https://www.facebook.com/DiegoSansModel Paddy O'Brian: https://www.facebook.com/PaddyOBrianModel William Seed: https://www.facebook.com/WilliamSeedModel Topher DiMaggio: https://www.facebook.com/TopherDiMaggioModel Trenton Ducati: https://www.facebook.com/TrentonDucatiModel/ // In this scene; Starring: Johnny Rapid, Beaux Banks, Jake Porter, Abella Danger, Aaliyah Hadid, Alexis Fawx, William Seed, Pierce Paris, JJ Knight, Damien Stone with special guest star Farrah Moan ABOUT MEN: Men.com is a producer of gay and bisexual internet pornography content. It is owned by MindGeek. The domain name was purchased in December 2003 from entrepreneur Rick Schwartz for $1.3 million History: Beginning in October 2015 with the "Stealth Fuckers" series, Men.com began to introduce female characters into non-sexual roles, creating controversy over whether female performers belonged in gay porn. In January 2018, Men.com released a controversial scene featuring heterosexual sex and created a category for "bisexual porn". In August 2018, Men.com released its first scene featuring MMF bisexual porn titled "The Challenge", creating further controversy over whether bisexual porn belongs on a gay porn website. Men.com stated that they decided to feature bisexual content because "After asking our users what they would like to see, a surprisingly large number asked for a fully bisexual scene." Arad Winwin, the star of the scene and a self-identified gay man, faced backlash from fans for acting in the scene. In popular culture: n January 2015, in the wake of several controversies involving Justin Bieber and his allegedly "out-of-control" behavior, Men.com posted an Internet ad featuring its most popular actor Johnny Rapid inviting the singer to do a sex scene with him for US$2 million. In July 2017, a line from a Men.com scene titled "Private Lessons, Part 3" (later renamed "Right in Front of My Salad") became an Internet meme. The scene depicts a woman eating dinner before noticing the cook is having sex with her husband in the kitchen, and exclaiming, "Are you guys fucking? Right in front of my salad?!" The "right in front of salad" meme is used in response to a post that is disgusting or unseemly
Views: 9513 Movies Soon
Lazy Lovers - Auto Thrusting Hydraulic Sex Girdle (NSFW) {The Kloons}
 
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Lazy Lovers is perfect for couples who want to want to make love, but just can't quite muster up the gusto! Let our auto-thrusting hydraulic girdle do the work for you - just step in and be passively humped into oblivion! SUBSCRIBE to The Kloons: http://bit.ly/1L5hkv9 WATCH MORE KLOONS VIDEOS: http://bit.ly/2kdaYSx Originally aired on truTV's Rachel Dratch's Late Night Snack: http://www.trutv.com/shows/late-night-snack/index.html Follow us on Twitter and instagram: @thekloons Like us on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/thekloons Hire us at The Kloons Viral Studio http://thekloonsviralstudio.com/ If you're wondering WTF our logo outro is about, learn more here: http://bit.ly/1LFSkLE Outro music is "Robots Attack 1" by Jack Elphick from epidemicsound.com. Lazy Lovers - Auto Thrusting Hydraulic Sex Girdle (NSFW) {The Kloons}
Views: 34444931 The Kloons
Relationship & Animal Mating | Nomadic Tribes - Documentary
 
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The relationship & animal mating between living beings have been the key to forming links between individuals in nature. PART 1: Relationship & Animal Mating. Aggressive Male PART 2: Relationship & Animal Mating. Sexual Conflict PART 3: Relationship & Animal Mating. Nomadic Tribes PART 4: Relationship & Animal Mating. Supernatural Beings ▶ SUBSCRIBE! http://bit.ly/PlanetDoc Full Documentaries every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday! ▶ Full Documentary "Survivors of Planet Earth" http://pdoc.es/SurvivorsPE The african tribe Himba are a matriarchal culture in Namibia. Though they are nomads, their strong culture goes with them wherever they go. The young Himbas observe and absorb their own identity as a people. These girls have the plaits which indicate they are still immature, they are not women yet. But today they have a dream. The village is celebrating the fact that one of the girls has had her first period, and her plaits have finally been cut off. Not one of these girls, however, but rather an elder sister. The two girls can hardly wait for the time when they too will wear the decorations signifying womanhood, and everyone will dance in their honour. The proud mother will continue to work until her younger daughter celebrates that important day. Afterwards, the three will follow the example of their grandmother, who has already churned the milk in so many camps, and knows the importance of cultural identity for a Himba woman. On the other side of the world, in the Mongolian taiga, the Tsaatan tribe are well aware of the effects forced acculturation can have on people. They are called “the reindeer people”. Their nomadic, independent life means they constantly move between Russia and Siberia. With the arrival of socialism in the region, the state took their reindeer off them, banned their religion, gave them a salary and appointed a commissary to impose fines for practicing ancient customs. Vets came, and replaced the traditional ways of treating animals. Now, the vets have gone, but the Tsaatan have forgotten their traditional medicine, and so the animals die. From when they are young, the children must learn the jobs necessary to survive in such a harsh climate. Here more than anywhere their home is their castle. Inside the tipi, as in the case of the Himba tribe, the youngest absorb the culture through contact with their elders. For humans, the grandparents play an important role: it has been demonstrated that they offer a very different perspective from the parents, and provide the children’s not yet fully-formed brains with examples of serenity and calm. Often, the man and wife must invest considerable efforts in obtaining the elements necessary for daily survival, such as this cradle of birch, which the father is making for the new member of the clan. For this reason, it is important they all remain together as long as possible. That is the key to human progress - the family. Cultural defence of the family may also have developed as a way of safeguarding its important biological function, to successfully raise a new generation. Since the beginning of life in the sea, adaptation has taught animals to establish relationships with other beings. No one on the planet wants to be forever alone, and all animals surround themselves with more or less complex social structures, to increase the chances of survival. In addition, these relationships are further complicated by sexual reproduction, which implies the need to form couples and take care of the offspring, and this makes it both more possible and more necessary to develop social intelligence. The human mind has created relationships even beyond the real world, seeking to communicate with superior beings who can help us explain the thousands of questions posed by our enormous brains. It is these relationships that have enabled mankind to colonise the entire earth. Some animals have developed mating strategies in which stable relationships play no part. SUBSCRIBE | http://bit.ly/PlanetDoc FULL DOCUMENTARIES | http://bit.ly/Full-Docs SURVIVORS OF PLANET EARTH | http://pdoc.es/SurvivorsPE FACEBOOK | http://bit.ly/FBPDoc TWITTER | http://bit.ly/TwPDoc TUMBLR | http://bit.ly/TbPlDoc
Desperate housewife lets her dog lick her
 
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Views: 40106652 The Ad Show
THE NASTIEST GIRL ON YOUTUBE EVER
 
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50,000 likes and I'll fuck a hamster... ��� Tweet tweet - https://twitter.com/LeafyIsHere ��� Here are some of my links if you want to follow them Second Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCni2... Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/leafylive *Please don't go out of your way to "witchhunt" anyone that I have talked about in these videos. This channel's purpose is to entertain people and not to spread hate to anyone else's channels. I have no ill will towards anyone I make videos about.* Still looking through the description now? ( ��o ���� ��o)
Views: 7609412 LeafyIsHere
Gothguurl Fucks With Animal Fuckers
 
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Certain peoples need to learn to stay away from dangerous situations. They might get hurt.
Views: 33070 gothguurl1989
Dog (2001) Short Film HD
 
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A teenage girl gets ready to go out to meet her boyfriend, despite her mother's loud verbal disapproval of her clothes. She goes out to a deserted area with him and he begins to touch her up and have sex with her, however a dog reveals the true nature of her boyfriend. Director: Andrea Arnold Writer: Andrea Arnold Stars: Joanne Hill, John Arter, Steven Cousins
Views: 1653341 Beatriz
Dog tryna fuck a girl
 
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This video was uploaded from an Android phone.
Views: 2031679 Walley Mathurin
man and dog fucking
 
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Views: 224759 bubblyjaan
MONKEY FUCKING THE DOG
 
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Views: 581955 mohit17981
Fuckin Dog Fuckers - 1
 
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INSANITY CHECK - looks at murdering necrophiliacs and drug dealers with large anuses.
Views: 3830 insanitycheckradio
Dog Dies While Having Sex In The Streets Of Puerto Rico (caught on tape)
 
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10 Reasons Why You SHOULD NOT DO IT With A DOG
 
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Came across a video where a girl called Aria Lew is advocating having sex with a dog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uAAP3PbkRI This is my reaction to said video with my top 10 reasons why you should not mate with a canine.
Views: 153909 Davison (DavisonVideo)
Whitney the Infamous Dog F*cker
 
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Views: 7705150 Elvis The Alien
Fuck animal fuckers in their hypocritical hemorrhoids
 
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part 1 of 2 response to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00eHKwVKDKE
Views: 3509 inmendham
DOG FUCKING HIS GIRLFRIEND
 
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Views: 736068 ghorpadehh
HORSE & ALPACA Trying To Have SEX Addie Acres
 
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Our Alpaca doesn't understand that Laci our horse is not his 'type'!!
Views: 1438148 Addie .Acres
What If You Had Sex With An Animal?
 
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Views: 1633495 AsapSCIENCE
Donkey Sex: The Most Bizarre Tradition
 
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Watch more episodes of The VICE Guide to Sex here: http://bit.ly/1eco7na Having sex with donkeys is a part of growing up for some of the local boys on the northern coast of Colombia. We went to investigate this obscure tradition and foolishly said, "we'll believe it when we see it." Watch more VICE documentaries here: http://bit.ly/VICE-Presents Subscribe for videos that are actually good: http://bit.ly/Subscribe-to-VICE Check out our full video catalog: http://www.youtube.com/user/vice/videos Videos, daily editorial and more: http://vice.com Like VICE on Facebook: http://fb.com/vice Follow VICE on Twitter: http://twitter.com/vice Read our tumblr: http://vicemag.tumblr.com
Views: 12675637 VICE
OMG Two Gay Dogs Fuck Each Other/两只狗互操
 
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OMG Two Gay Dogs Fuck Each Other/两只狗互操
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THE DOG ABUSER IS BACK!! (WHITNEY WISCONSIN)
 
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The girl who has sex with her own dogs is back. This is so horrible. How has she not been banned from youtube yet? ▶ Thank you so much for watching ◀ Snapchat: OfficialWatson Follow me on Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/viewwatson Like me on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Watson/862144270545970
Views: 211623 Watson
Raddons - All Consuming Lord Of Cum Or Dog Fuckers Leauge
 
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Not mine,, belongs to trent sinclaire/raddons
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Horse Fucker
 
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I'm 12 and what is this?
Views: 7646 PrettySexyMellow
Fuck a Dog
 
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it's .....weird...^^
Views: 4217 AkaTsukiRulezTeWorLD
My babys reo angel and kodah crazy fuckers haha
 
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my animals playin around haha
Views: 244 melissa hamilton
Horse fuckers
 
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These retards are called my friends:L -3
Views: 1465 cpuff30
Human-dog Love
 
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Well my best friend and his girlfriend lol
Views: 44610 GiovaBigboss
Women Who Are Intimate With Dogs - Wy Do They Do It?
 
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Why do some females go that next step with the family pet? Research reveals some interesting reasons.
Views: 10754839 Joe's Newsreel Archive
DIE ANTWOORD - BABY'S ON FIRE (OFFICIAL)
 
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www.DieAntwoord.com Album: TEN$ION Directed by NINJA and Terence Neale Director Of Photography: Alexis Zabe Edited by Saki Fokken Bergh at Left Produced by Zef Filmz in association with Egg Films Post production by Blade Titles and special touches by Pushbak Next Level gear supplied by Panavision and Media Film Service KEZIA EALES runs this muddafucka
Views: 211459842 Die Antwoord
FUCK A DOG
 
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shloke anand and samwell siddons doin a crackin video of the blink classic FUCK A DOG
Views: 26739 SaMSiDdOnS
Francis Rages - Where's My Goddamned Mountain Dew?
 
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I always disliked the edit on the 'francis angry grandpa parody' so I used youtube's editing tools to alter and fix this so its 'just the good parts'. I'm sorry for the reupload but, I figure, a LOT of people have never seen francis in full on rage and would love to see this. Follow me on social media and elsewhere my website http://www.boogieplays.com/ my twitter: http://www.twitter.com/boogie2988 twitch: http://www.twitch.tv/boogie2988 facebook: http://www.facebook.com/boogie2988
Views: 19678304 boogie2988
Domtard Fucking Loves Chickens
 
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omfg man this chicken is soo good
Views: 380 domokunt
Dog fuckin a cat lol
 
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This video was uploaded from an Android phone.
Views: 297 Jo Jo Davis
FEEDING THE DEVIL | Spiders and Centipede
 
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My GEAR: Main camera: http://azon.ly/V2ZU Gopro: http://azon.ly/fHVk Gorillapod: http://azon.ly/dHx8 Tripod: http://azon.ly/oolA Light: http://azon.ly/mF10 Microphone: http://azon.ly/n669 Above links are affiliate links, it means that when you make an order Amazon pays me a small percentage. That way you help me make better and more exciting videos, THANKS! Subscribe and thumbs up if you liked the video, means a lot :) Check out and stay updated by liking my facebook page and following me on the instagram and twitter: https://www.facebook.com/thedarkden https://www.instagram.com/the_dark_den/ https://twitter.com/the_dark_den Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gRQX1Xte0A Intro and outro song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV5wQzElfUw&t=1600s 00159 Poecilotheria metallica Poecilotheria ornata Segestria florentina Nhandu chromatus Brachypelma emilia Scolopendra dehaani Pterinochilus murinus RCF Cyriocosmus elegans Brachypelma hamorii ex. smithi Lampropelma violaceopes Grammostola rosea feeding
Views: 12223516 The Dark Den
Animal F*ckers: Profiles by VICE (Trailer) REACTION / REVIEW!!!
 
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VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb51_S-gjl0 I HAVE A GOAL OF GETTING TO 1 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!!! SUBSCRIBE, COMMENT AND SHARE ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER!!! LIKE ME ON FACE BOOK!!! http://www.facebook.com/TyroneMagnus FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER!!! https://twitter.com/TyroneMagnus77) Want to send me a question?!!: Click on the "About" tab on my main channel page and then click "Send Message" (DO NOT SEND EMAILS TO MY BUSINESS INQUIRES EMAIL)
Views: 5017 Tyrone Magnus
Woman Has Sex With Dog While Boyfriend Takes Pictures
 
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2264728/Deranged-woman-sex-dog-boyfriend-took-pictures.html My Facebook: http://facebook.com/mrsmokeydogg7 My Twitter: http://twitter.com/smokeydogg7 My Twitch: http://twitch.tv/smokeydogg7
Views: 169040 Smokeydogg
ALESTORM - Fucked With An Anchor (Official Video) | Napalm Records
 
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"No Grave But The Sea" out now! Order your copy here: http://www.alestorm.napalmrecords.com The one and only heavy metal pirates of ALESTORM are back, and they've brought with them their 5th full length album: “No Grave But The Sea”! So put on your eyepatch and let the rum flow freely for the unstoppable international party machine. No other band in the galaxy creates such epic modern symphonic folk metal anthems with endless hooks that will be stuck in your head until the heat death of the universe. Or in Alestorm's own words...”Stupid songs about getting drunk and stealing treasure”. Twisted together with blistering harmonized guitar & keyboard solos, thunderous power metal majesty, and unrelenting modern metal riffing, “No Grave But The Sea” is nothing less than the perfect soundtrack to the most epic battle of your life. “A pirate's life is simple; we drink and steal and kill!” So raise up your tankard into the sky for this brand new treasure of pirate metal!
Views: 3530614 Napalm Records
fuckers
 
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dont do this at home.........beware........of those stupid wild animals.........
Views: 337 eskolsucks
Twisted Pig Fuckers 9
 
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:)
Views: 119 twistedpigfuckers
cc SERGEANT HARTMAN - Full Metal Jacket
 
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0:00 What's your name, scumbag? 0:02 Sir, Private Brown, Sir. 0:04 Bullshit, 0:04 from now on you're Private Snowball. 0:06 Do you like that name? 0:07 Sir, yes, Sir. 0:09 Well there's one thing that you won't like, Private Snowball. 0:11 They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall. 0:16 Sir, yes, Sir. 0:18 Is that you, John Wayne? 0:20 Is this me? 0:21 Who said that? 0:23 Who the fuck said that? 0:25 Who's the slimey little communist shit twinkletoed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? 0:32 Nobody, huh? 0:34 The fairy fucking godmother said it. 0:37 Outfuckingstanding. 0:38 I will PT you all until you fucking die. 0:41 I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. 0:44 Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh? 0:46 Sir, no, Sir. 0:47 You little piece of shit 0:48 you look like a fucking worm. 0:49 I'll bet it was you. 0:50 Sir, no, Sir. 0:51 Sir, I said it, Sir. 0:55 Well, no shit. 0:58 What have we got here? 0:59 A fucking comedian, 1:00 Private Joker. 1:01 I admire your honesty. 1:03 Hell, I like you. 1:04 You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. 1:08 You little scumbag. 1:10 I got your name, 1:11 I got your ass. 1:13 You will not laugh, 1:14 you will not cry, 1:15 you will learn by the numbers. 1:16 I will teach you. 1:18 Now get up, 1:18 get on your feet. 1:20 You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck. 1:25 Sir, yes, sir. 1:26 Private Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps? 1:29 Sir, to kill, Sir. 1:30 So you're a killer? 1:31 Sir, yes, Sir. 1:32 Let me see your war face. 1:34 Sir? 1:34 You got a war face? 1:36 aaaaaa! 1:38 That's a war face. 1:39 Now let me see your war face. 1:40 aaaaaa! 1:41 Bullshit, you didn't convince me. 1:43 Let me see your real war face. 1:45 aaaaaaaaa! 1:47 You don't scare me. 1:48 Work on it. 1:49 Sir, yes, Sir. 1:51 What's your excuse? 1:52 Sir, excuse for what, Sir? 1:54 I'm asking the fucking questions here, Private. 1:56 Do you understand? 1:57 Sir, yes, Sir. 1:58 Well, thank you very much. 1:59 Can I be in charge for a while? 2:00 Sir, yes, Sir. 2:02 Are you shook up? 2:03 Are you nervous? 2:04 Sir, I am, Sir. 2:05 Do I make you nervous? 2:06 Sir... 2:07 Sir, what? 2:08 Are you about to call me an asshole? 2:10 Sir, no, Sir.. 2:11 How tall are you, Private? 2:12 Sir, five foot nine, Sir. 2:14 Five foot nine, 2:15 I didn't know they stacked shit that high. 2:17 You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, 2:19 huh? 2:20 Sir, no, Sir. 2:21 Bullshit, 2:21 it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. 2:26 I think you been cheated. 2:28 Where in the Hell are you from anyway, Private? 2:30 Sir, Texas, Sir. 2:31 Holy dogshit, Texas! 2:33 Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. 2:36 And you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. 2:40 Do you suck dicks? 2:41 Sir, no, Sir. 2:42 Are you a peterpuffer? 2:44 Sir, no, Sir. 2:45 I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reacharound. 2:51 I'll be watchin' you. 2:55 Did your parents have any children that lived? 2:57 Sir, yes, Sir. 2:58 I bet they regret that. 2:59 You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece. 3:02 What's your name, fatbody? 3:04 Sir, Leonard Lawrence, Sir. 3:05 Lawrence, Lawrence, what, of Arabia? 3:07 Sir, no, Sir. 3:08 That name sounds like royalty. 3:09 Are you royalty? 3:11 Sir, no, Sir. 3:12 Do you suck dicks? 3:13 Sir, no, Sir. 3:14 Bullshit, I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. 3:17 Sir, no, Sir. 3:18 I don't like the name Lawrence, 3:20 only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. 3:22 From now on you're Gomer Pyle. 3:24 Sir, yes, Sir. 3:25 Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? 3:27 Do you think I'm funny? 3:28 Sir, no, Sir. 3:29 Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face. 3:31 Sir, yes, Sir. 3:33 Well, any fucking time, sweetheart. 3:36 Sir, I'm trying, Sir. 3:37 Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you! 3:48 One, two, three.. 3:51 Sir, I can't help it, Sir. 3:52 Bullshit, get on your knees, scumbag! Now choke yourself. Goddamn it, with my hand, numbnuts. Don't pull my fucking hand over there. I said choke yourself. Now lean forward and choke yourself. 4:14 Are you through grinning? Sir, yes, Sir. 4:17 Bullshit, I can't hear you. Sir, yes, Sir. Bullshit, I still can't hear you. 4:23 Sound off like you've got a pair. Sir, yes, Sir. That's enough, get on your feet. 4:33 Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up. Sir, yes, Sir. [email protected] youtu.be/GTQAXX08A-s
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Ozzy Man Reviews: Adults Being Dodgy
 
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Me commentary on adults stealing balls and sports memorabilia and children's dreams in general. Oi yeah nah join me Patreon if ya want. http://www.patreon.com/ozzyman Follow me on Twitter and Insta @OzzyManReviews Music via Audio Network. Track title - Daylight Robbery. Fair Dealing - parody, satire, review, commentary.
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The alco fucker Dog. First blood
 
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dog is fightin' with alcoholics. Part 1
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The Offspring Bad Habit
 
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Hey man you know I'm really okay The gun in my hand will tell you the same But when I'm in my car Don't give me no crap Cause the slightest thing and I just might snap When I go driving I stay in my lane But getting cut off makes me insane I open the glove box Reach inside I'm gonna wreck this fucker's ride I guess I got a bad habit Of blowin' away Yeah I got a bad habit And it ain't goin' away Yeah Well they say the road's a dangerous place If you flip me off I'm the danfer you'll face You drive on my ass Your foot's on the gas And your next breath is your last Drivers are rude Such attitudes But when I show my piece Complaints cease Something's odd I feel like I'm God You stupid dumb shit goddamn motherfucker I open the glove box Reach inside I'm gonna wreck this fucker's ride
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Conan Submits To A Dominatrix  - CONAN on TBS
 
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Conan gets disciplined by professional dominatrix Lady Velvet Steel. His nipples may never be the same. More CONAN @ http://teamcoco.com/video Team Coco is the official YouTube channel of late night host Conan O'Brien, CONAN on TBS & TeamCoco.com. Subscribe now to be updated on the latest videos: http://bit.ly/W5wt5D For Full Episodes of CONAN on TBS, visit http://teamcoco.com/video Get Social With Team Coco: On Facebook: ‪https://www.facebook.com/TeamCoco‬ On Google+: https://plus.google.com/+TeamCoco/ On Twitter: http://twitter.com/TeamCoco On Tumblr: http://teamcoco.tumblr.com On YouTube: http://youtube.com/teamcoco Follow Conan O'Brien on Twitter: http://twitter.com/ConanOBrien
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