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The Brand New Testament Official Trailer 1 (2016) - Pili Groyne Movie
 
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Starring: Pili Groyne, Benoît Poelvoorde, and Catherine Deneuve The Brand New Testament Official Trailer 1 (2016) - Pili Groyne Movie Did you know that God is alive and lives in Brussels with his daughter? Subscribe to INDIE & FILM FESTIVALS: http://bit.ly/1wbkfYg Subscribe to TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/sxaw6h Subscribe to COMING SOON: http://bit.ly/H2vZUn We're on SNAPCHAT: http://bit.ly/2cOzfcy Like us on FACEBOOK: http://bit.ly/1QyRMsE Follow us on TWITTER: http://bit.ly/1ghOWmt You're quite the artsy one, aren't you? Fandango MOVIECLIPS FILM FESTIVALS & INDIE TRAILERS is the destination for...well, all things related to Film Festivals & Indie Films. If you want to keep up with the latest festival news, art house openings, indie movie content, film reviews, and so much more, then you have found the right channel.
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The Brand New Testament - Official Trailer
 
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"Irresistibly laugh-out-loud and feel-good... (with) a delirious, fully satisfying ending" THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER Now Showing at the Perth International Arts Festival - http://mad.mn/brandnewtestamentpiaf God exists! He lives in Brussels with his wife and daughter, Ea, and He’s a real jerk to them both. He lives in an apartment and spends most of his time in a giant office where he controls the world through an old computer. His son, JC, whom you may have heard of, made his escape long ago. When Ea gets fed up with her father and with some encouragement from JC, she decides to leave the nest, find her own apostles and write her own brand new testament. But before she makes her escape, Ea hacks God’s computer and leaks to the entire world their date of death by SMS…. her deed causes worldwide panic and God must scramble to fix it before humanity finds it has no need of Him. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/madmanfilms Like us on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/madmanfilms
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The Brand New Testament - Official UK Trailer - In cinemas 15th April
 
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Directed by Jaco Van Dormael (Cannes sensation and BAFTA-nominee TOTO THE HERO) comes a poetic, magical, hilarious comedy in which God is real…and lives in Brussels. On Earth, he is a coward, with dubious morals and an odious antipathy toward his family. His daughter, Ea, can’t stand being locked up in a small apartment in such an ordinary city. So she decides to revolt against her dad. Hacking his computer and leaking to the entire world the dates of each of the population’s death, she causes a global pandemic and heads out to find her own set of disciples to spread a new testament of joy and kindness.
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The Brand New Testament | Lotterywest Festival Films
 
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Supported by Principal Partner Lotterywest, The University of Western Australia, Edith Cowan University, Mount Barker Freerange Chicken, The West Australian, 720 ABC Perth, Friends of the Festival. For more information, head to – http://perthfe.st/1NAtIBb Perth International Arts Festival: 11 February–6 March 2016 Lotterywest Festival Films: From 23 November 2015 Perth Writers Festival: 18–21 February 2016
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The Brand New Testament - Dream Scene
 
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The Brand New Testament ( 2015 ) - Jaco Van Dormael
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The Brand New Testament - Official Trailer
 
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In theaters December 9, 2016! http://www.musicboxfilms.com/testament THE BRAND NEW TESTAMENT begins with one simple conceit: God exists! He lives in Brussels and he’s a real bastard, a petty tyrant to his wife and daughter. His son is known well; JC managed to escape his father’s grasp and live among us, getting himself killed in the process. But God has a daughter, too. Ea is ten years old and has had enough of her father using humanity as his playthings. When she spies the right opportunity, she hacks into his computer and leaks to the entire world via text message their inevitable date of death. What follows is Jaco Van Dormael’s witty and eccentric answer to the loaded question: what would you do if you knew exactly how much time you had left to live?
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The Brand New Testament / Le Tout Nouveau Testament (2014) - Trailer (English subtitles)
 
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Directed by : Jaco Van Dormael Genre: Fiction - Runtime: 1 h 52 min Production year: 2014 "God exists. He lives in Brussells. He's horrible to his wife and daughter. A lot's been said about his son, but almost nothing about his daughter. That's me; I'm his daughter. I'm called Ea and I'm ten years old. To take revenge, I've sent out text messages letting everyone know the dates they're going to die." More info: http://en.unifrance.org/movie/39407/the-brand-new-testament
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An Pierlé - Jours Peinards
 
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music from the motion picture soundtrack "The Brand New Testament" ("Le Tout Nouveau Testament"). Song: Jours Peinards Artist: An Pierlé Duration: 3:03 lyrics: --------- Nom de dieu, je prends la route loin de mon père amer que je redoute, écoute! A vrai dire, il aimerait que je me casse la figure en cherchant l'amour vrai, ouais! j'me suis dis, faut qu'j'me casse faut que j'me barre de cette putain d'impasse plus sur place! je m'envole, sans retour je veux danser la farandole et vivre au jour le jour! jours peinards, au soleil qu'importe les coups de barre je m'emerveille j'essaye de cueillir l'amour ch'ui pas triste même si sur ma piste, y a du chagrin C'est vrai dis, moi je le défi, le destin sans limite je me précipite sur mon chemin d'amouuuuuur! jours peinards, au soleil qu'importe les coups de barre je m'émerveille j'essaye, la belle vie, la bravoure car je préfère bruler mes ailes à l'amour que vivre dans le noir et jamais voir le jour! ---
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The Brand New Testament (2015) - soundtrack - movie theme
 
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Le tout nouveau testament (2015) - soundtrack -0:02 : Valse de l'obsédé - An Pierlé -1:14 : Ea - An Pierlé
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DAS BRANDNEUE TESTAMENT | Trailer [HD]
 
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http://youtube.com/vipmagazin | "Das brandneue Testament" (Trailer deutsch german) | Kinostart: 03.12.2015 --- Bitte ABONNIEREN/LIKEN nicht vergessen: • http://www.youtube.com/vipmagazin • http://www.youtube.com/kinofilme • http://www.youtube.com/gamesmag • http://www.youtube.com/WissensMagazin • http://www.facebook.com/vipmagazin1 DANKE! :) --- ➤ Kinoprogramm - aktuelle Kinostarts: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1E36AB7080054692 ➤ Top-10-Kino-Charts: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABA5DBBEC7803A56 ➤ Die neuesten Kinotrailer: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL33EA698DF5D430C7 ➤ Die neusten Gamestrailer: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD341D058DE477717 --- Offizieller deutscher Kino-Trailer zu dem Film "Das brandneue Testament". Originaltitel: Le tout nouveau testament Filmkomödie, FR/BE/LU 2015 Filmverleih: NFP Filmverleih Filmlänge: 113 Minuten Kinostart (DE): 03.12.2015 Schauspieler/Darsteller: Benoît Poelvoorde, Yolande Moreau, Catherine Deneuve, Pili Groyne, François Damiens, Laura Verlinden u.a. Regisseur: Jaco van Dormael --- Gott existiert. Er lebt in Brüssel. Doch das ist leider nur die eine Seite der Medaille. Denn der Allmächtige (Benoît Poelvoorde) ist kein weiser Weltenlenker, sondern ein Familienvater, der frustriert im Bademantel durch die Wohnung schlurft und Frau (Yolande Moreau) und Tochter Éa (Pili Groyne) tyrannisiert. Ansonsten hockt Gott vor seinem Computer und tüftelt mit diebischer Freude jene dummen, sadistischen Gebote aus, die zu den Fragen führen, die die Menschheit bewegen: Warum fällt der Toast immer auf die Marmeladenseite, und weshalb erwischt man im Supermarkt grundsätzlich die langsamste Schlange an der Kasse? Als wäre das nicht schon schlimm genug, lässt er immer wieder Dampf ab, indem er Naturkatastrophen oder Kriege arrangiert. Irgendwann hat Éa die Nase voll. Höchste Zeit für eine Lektion, findet sie. Und hackt sich in Gottes Computer ein. Die geheimste seiner geheimen Dateien, die Todesdaten aller Menschen, ist schnell geöffnet. Und dann dauert es nur noch ein paar Klicks, bis jeder Mensch auf Erden per SMS erfährt, wie lange er noch zu leben hat. Diese schockierende Botschaft nehmen manche besser auf als andere ... Éa bricht fluchtartig auf, um auf der Erde sechs neue Apostel zu suchen, um ein brandneues Testament zu schreiben. Plötzlich denken alle Menschen darüber nach, was sie mit der ihnen verbleibenden Zeit anfangen wollen. Doch Gott ist der Meinung, dass er inmitten des ganzen Chaos auch noch ein gewaltiges Wort mitzureden hat ... --- Alle Angaben ohne Gewähr. Uploaded with permission of / Property of: TM & (c) 2015 NFP Filmverleih. All Rights Reserved. Promotional use only. .
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THE BRAND NEW TESTAMENT Comedy, 2016 Reviews TRAILER
 
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THE BRAND NEW TESTAMENT (Comedy, 2016) Reviews - TRAILER watch more https://youtu.be/XL_5rbtDZz0
Yeni Ahit (Le Tout Nouveau Testament) (The Brand New Testament)
 
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Yeni Ahit (Le Tout Nouveau Testament) (The Brand New Testament) Müzik: Tombe La Neige - Salvatore Adamo
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Händel and The Brand New Testament
 
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Classical music (G. F. Händel, Rinaldo) in movies (The Brand New Testament, J. Van Dormael, 2015). The video is used in blog 'Classical Music Top 100 in Movies' : http://www.bloggen.be/classical_music_top100_in_movies/
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The Brand New Testament - TRAILER HD.
 
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Trailer of "The Brand New Testament" in HD. :D
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Fantastic Fest 2015 - Brand New Testament (trailer)
 
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God exists. He lives in Brussels. These two lines set the stage perfectly for Jaco Van Dormael's latest film. There's more, of course. God lives in an apartment with no entry or exit and spends most of his time in a giant office where he controls the world through a computer terminal that looks like it still runs Windows 98. He lives with his wife and daughter and is a raging jerk to both of them. His son, whom you may have heard of, made his escape through the washing machine long ago. Finally his daughter, Ea, gets fed up with his shit. With some encouragement from her brother, JC, she decides to leave the nest, find her own apostles and write her own brand new testament. But before she makes her escape, she steals the key to the office and texts the answer to an all-important question to everyone on Earth. Her attempted good deed backfires and God must scramble to fix it before humanity finds it has no need of Him. THE BRAND NEW TESTAMENT is a wildly innovative and incredibly funny film. The premise alone is gold, but the little details sprinkled throughout really make the story shine. The cast is perfect, from Pili Groyne as Ea to the great Catherine Deneuve as one of the new apostles. Finally there’s God himself, played by the amazing Benoit Poelvoorde, who Fantastic Fiends will recognize immediately as the voice of Steven from A TOWN CALLED PANIC. Ms. Deneuve in particular goes for broke, not just playing along but giving it her all, even when the film gives her an unusual new partner. This is bold, brash, blasphemous filmmaking on a grand scale. THE BRAND NEW TESTAMENT will delight and challenge you and have you laughing the whole way. (Luke Mullen)
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THE BRAND NEW TESTAMENT (Comedy, 2016) - TRAILER
 
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God exists! He lives in Brussels, a petty tyrant to his wife and ten year-old daughter, Ea. ★ The Best COMEDIES are HERE ► https://goo.gl/wJYIUV ★ Subscribe HERE and NOW ➜ https://goo.gl/6f6iRt God exists! He lives in Brussels, a petty tyrant to his wife and ten year-old daughter, Ea. Like her brother before her, Ea has had enough of her father using humanity as his playthings and hacks into His computer, leaking to the entire world their inevitable death date. After escaping, Ea must gather six more apostles in order to end His bullying and fix the mess he’s made of humanity. What remains is Jaco Van Dormael’s witty and eccentric answer to the loaded question: what would you do if you knew exactly how much time you had left to live? THE BRAND NEW TESTAMENT Trailer A Movie directed by Jaco Van Dormael Cast : Benoît Poelvoorde, Catherine Deneuve, Yolande Moreau, François Damiens, Pili Groyne Release Date : December 9th, 2016 Genre : Comedy THE BRAND NEW TESTAMENT Trailer © 2016 - Music Box Films
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Kai's Reviews: The Brand New Testament
 
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My thoughts on a French-speaking biblical-spoof film that came out this year - enjoy! Any thoughts on the movie? Comment below and keep the discussion going. Twitter: https://twitter.com/KaisReviews THE BRAND NEW TESTAMENT REVIEW
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The Brand New Testament 2015 Pili Groyne, Benoît Poelvoorde, Catherine Deneuve Fantasy movie trailer
 
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Did you know that God is alive and lives in Brussels with his daughter? Director: Jaco Van Dormael Writers: Thomas Gunzig (scenario), Jaco Van Dormael (scenario) Stars: Pili Groyne, Benoît Poelvoorde, Catherine Deneuve
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"Новейший завет" Жако ван Дормель / "The Brand New Testament" Jaco Van Dormael
 
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Фильм закрытия XXII ММКФ "Лістапад" / Closing film of XXII MIFF "Listapad"
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Black Eight - the brand new testament (live)
 
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Concert Halloween à Univers Boisson (Valence) 2017
The Brand New Testament (Trailer)
 
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Playing at the 42nd Annual Seattle International Film Festival: http://bit.ly/siff2016-brandnewtestament In this madcap religious satire from Jaco Van Dormael, all Hell breaks loose when the daughter of God—who turns out to be a cantankerous, vindictive slob living in Brussels—informs Earth's mortals of the exact dates of their demise.
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The Brand New Testament / Yeni Ahit (türkçe altyazılı fragman)
 
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The Brand New Testament / Yeni Ahit (türkçe altyazılı fragman) FİLM SAYFASI: http://www.filmistik.com/index.php?page=detay&[email protected]/F957061 WEBSITE: http://www.filmistik.com/index.php
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The Brand New Testament(The fourth apostle François "assassin"-Death and the Maiden by F. Schubert)
 
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Le tout nouveau testament Director: Jaco Van Dormael Writers: Thomas Gunzig, Jaco Van Dormael Stars: Pili Groyne, Benoît Poelvoorde, Catherine Deneuve, François Damiens, Yolande Moreau, David Murgia, Laura Verlinden, Didier De Neck... It is Belgian fantasy dark comedy. The film uses a cinematic language that is rich in visual and vocal images and offers an amused and unusual treatment of the human experience. God lives in human form as a cynical writer with his young opinionated daughter in present-day Brussels, Belgium. She concludes that her dad is doing a terrible job and decides to rewrite the world, which leaves God angry, powerless and adamant to get his power back. Awards : Austin Fantastic Fest 2015 - Best Picture European Film Awards 2015 - European Production Designer (Sylvie Olivé) Haifa International Film Festival 2015 - Fedeora Award Best International Film ...
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The Brand New Testament Movie Review
 
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DIRECTOR Jaco Van Dormael SCREENWRITER Thomas Gunzig, Jaco Van Dormael CAST Benoît Poelvoorde, Pili Groyne, Catherine Deneuve, François Damiens, Yolande Moreau, Laura Verlinden
Trailer - El Nuevisimo Testamento [Le Tout Nouveau Testament] - Subtitulado Español
 
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Todas las noticias de tus películas y series favoritas! Ficha: http://notiseriesweb.com/estreno-cartelera-812-el-nuevisimo-testamento/ http://notiseriesweb.com/ https://www.facebook.com/notiserieswebpuntocom/ https://twitter.com/notiseriesweb
Le Tout Nouveau Testament | Rendezvous | Jio MAMI 17th Mumbai Film Festival with Star India
 
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Director: Jaco Van Dormael | Belgium, France, Luxembourg | 2015 | 113 Mins. | French
Le Tout Nouveau Testament  : Je vous emmerde - Bande Annonce - VF
 
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Dieu existe. Il habite à Bruxelles. Il est odieux avec sa femme et sa fille. On a beaucoup parlé de son fils, mais très peu de sa fille. Sa fille c’est moi. Je m’appelle Ea et j’ai dix ans. Pour me venger j’ai balancé par SMS les dates de décès de tout le monde … ★ Abonne-toi : http://bit.ly/1fQi1N6 Date de sortie : 2 septembre 2015 (1h50min) Réalisé par : Jaco van Dormael Avec : Benoît Poelvoorde, Yolande Moreau, Catherine Deneuve Genre : Fantastique , Comédie © 2015 - Le Pacte ★ Rejoins-nous sur Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/whathebuzz ★ Rejoins-nous sur Twitter : https://twitter.com/WhaTheBuzz ★ Rejoins-nous sur le Webzine : http://www.whathebuzz.com/
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Watch The Brand New Testament 720p Movie
 
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An Pierlé - Play Me (Le tout nouveau Testament The Brand New Testament)
 
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I don't owe the rights. From the soundtrack : FR: Le tout nouveau Testament EN: The Brand New Testament
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Jours Peinards - An Pierlé from The Brand New Testament / Le Nouveau Testament OST
 
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reprise de sa composition Sing Song Sally https://youtu.be/0auoATV5Fak inspirée de Smell like teens spirit, Song 2 et d'autres..
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The Brand New Testament (2016) Trailer ft Benoît Poelvoorde - Comedy Movie
 
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God lives in an apartment in Brussels, which he shares with his meek wife and his 10-year-old daughter Ea, to whom he is emotionally and physically abusive. God is a grumpy sadist who created humankind specifically to have something to torment. He manipulates reality via a personal computer, which he forbids his family from accessing. Directed by Jaco Van Dormael Cast: Benoît Poelvoorde, Catherine Deneuve, François Damiens, Yolande Moreau, Pili Groyne Subscribe and support our channel: https://goo.gl/MWRhXq
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Le tout Nouveau Testament (danse de la main)
 
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Extrait (scène dansée) du film « Le tout Nouveau Testament », de Jaco van Dormael (2015). Avec Laura Verlinden. Musique : "Rinaldo" de Georg Friedrich Haendel.
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Review of Our Little Sister, The Brand New Testament and Gus Van Sant Exposition
 
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Hey guys! Gus Van Sant Exposition : http://www.cinematheque.fr/cycle/gus-van-sant-269.html Our Little Sister Film Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtTeSQFce2A The Brand New Testament Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5QNKcwe_lM Velvet Underground Exposition : http://philharmoniedeparis.fr/en/velvet-underground/home
"Naujausias Testamentas" pagal Mantą Katlerį (The Brand New Testament trailer)
 
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„Dievas yra. Jis gyvena Briuselyje. Tai – tikras niekšas, esantis blogu savo žmonai ir dukteriai“ – tokiais dešimtmetės Eos (Pili Groyne) žodžiais prasideda „Naujausias testamentas“. Ea – Dievo (Benoit Poelvoorde) dukra, nekenčianti psichopatiškai besielgiančio tėvo, su didžiausiu malonumu gadinančio žmonėms gyvenimą. Mėgstantis katastrofas ir nelaimingus įvykius, jis dievina kurti kiaulės dėsnius („stovint parduotuvės eilėje kitos eilės visada judės greičiau už tą, kurioje stovi tu“), tyčiojasi iš savo sūnaus Jėzaus Kristaus, muša dukterį ir negali pakęsti žmonos (Yolande Moreau). Neapsikentusi beširdžio tėvo elgesio, Ea žmonėms išsiunčia jų mirties datas ir pabėga iš namų, pasiryžusi susirasti savuosius apaštalus ir parašyti „Naujausią Testamentą“. Žemėje kyla sąmyšis, o siauru tuneliu skalbyklėje į žmonių pasaulį atkeliauja pats Dievas, ketinantis ne ištaisyti padėtį, o viso labo išperti kailį dukrai, pasiryžusiai pasaulį paversti geresne vieta rytojui.
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Kevin 62 ans à vivre !!
 
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Scènes de Kevin du film Le Tout Nouveau Testament
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The brand new testament
 
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Provided to YouTube by Believe SAS The brand new testament · My Jazzy Child I insist ℗ Clapping Music / AS CORPUS Released on: 2004-11-01 Composer: Damien Poncet Music Publisher: AS CORPUS EDITIONS Auto-generated by YouTube.
Thomas Gunzig présente The Brand New Testament (Jaco Van Dormael, Benoit Poelvoorde)
 
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Thomas Gunzig nous parle du film The Brand New Testament qu'il a co-écrit avec Jaco Van Dormael. Le Dan Late Show 3x15 - 24/04/15 Retrouvez le Dan Late Show sur Facebook : www.facebook.com/ledanlateshow Twitter : @dlsRTBF #dlsRTBF Instagram : @dlsRTBF
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The Brand New Testament Review / Rant (Overrated)
 
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Movie review, and mostly rant on The Brand New Testament (2015). Le tout nouveau testament (original title).
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The Brand New Testament - Black Eight
 
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The Brand New Testament issu du premier EP de Black Eight Paroles : Verse 1 respect the Krust Verse 2 kneel to the Krust Verse 3 pay for music ... Verse 4 There's no prayers Verse 5 There's no message Verse 6 There's no mistake ... (Chorus) All Hail to Jesus Krust Here's the brand New testament Lambs, pray to Jesus Krust Here comes The New Antichrist of men Verse 7 she'll beat your face Verse 8 don't be a jerk Verse 9 respect the bass ... Verse 10 everytime more Verse 11 let's drop the drum Verse 12 let's burn the world ! BURN THE WORLD
The Brand New Testament review (Spark Film Show)
 
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THE BRAND NEW TESTAMENT (15) Dir: Jaco Van Dormael Starring: Benoît Poelvoorde, Catherine Deneuve, François Damiens, Yolande Moreau, Pili Groyne - #SPARKFILMSHOW is a film review show every Friday from 10am on 107 Spark FM, hosted by film-loving students from the University of Sunderland. Listen again: mixcloud.com/lrjfilmshow Facebook: facebook.com/lrjfilmshow Twitter: twitter.com/lrjfilmshow Email: [email protected]
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